So You Lied...About Being a Potterhead: The Obliviate Edition—Instant Harry Potter Knowledge, Zero Actual Reading

So, you've never actually read Harry Potter. (Don’t panic—your secret is safe!) Whether you skipped the books, snoozed through the movies, or just nodded along every time someone yelled "Expelliarmus!", you're now officially in over your head. Everyone you know is a Potterhead, and you've bluffed yourself into a corner deeper than the Chamber of Secrets.

Relax—So You Lied...About Being a Potterhead: The Obliviate Edition is your hilarious, magically comprehensive cheat-sheet to the Wizarding World. Inside you’ll find:

• Lightning-fast summaries of every book and movie—because nobody has time to read 4,224 pages.
• Crucial tips on Hogwarts houses, spells, wizard politics, Quidditch, and why wizards are terrible at basic economics.
• Emergency conversational strategies for escaping hardcore fans and wizard trivia quizzes without blowing your cover.
• Magical humor and clever insights that’ll have you confidently debating Snape’s morality or why Hogwarts desperately needs better security.

With this book, you’ll effortlessly pretend you’ve earned your Potterhead stripes, mastered wizardly banter, and survived countless fictional wizarding crises—all without cracking open a single book or risking embarrassment at a fan convention.

The magic is real. Your Harry Potter knowledge isn’t. And that’s perfectly okay.

Grab your wand, your fake glasses, and your bravest smile—it’s time to bluff like your social life depends on it.

(Because it probably does.)