So You Lied... About Knowing How to Flirt: How to Charm, Disarm, and Not Sound the Alarm

Ever confidently claimed you were great at flirting, only to panic when someone attractive asked for directions? Welcome to the club! "So You Lied...About Knowing How to Flirt" is your comedic survival guide to navigating the terrifying landscape of modern romance—without accidentally alerting security or causing permanent emotional damage.

Inside, you'll find foolproof methods to charm, disarm, and cleverly avoid social disasters. Learn why excessive eye contact doesn't equate to affection, how your "flirty" jokes might actually be terrible, and what to do when your innocent compliment sounds alarmingly close to a threat.

Packed with laugh-out-loud anecdotes, brutally honest advice, and essential wisdom (like why winking rarely goes as planned), this book will transform you from awkward amateur to confident conversationalist—or at least help you convincingly fake it until everyone believes you're naturally charming.

Perfect for anyone who's ever panicked mid-conversation, sent texts that required immediate clarification, or wondered if "hello" sounded too desperate. Your love life may never be perfect, but at least your flirting won't set off alarms (literally or figuratively). Charm responsibly!